Pranksters

Butch

-Hands V super secret spy goggles and a ninja costume.- Cue Mission: Impossible theme music

V

Pulls that shit on like a move from the Matrix and drops down on the floor doing a roll and sneak move ” Yeah I’m working this shit “

Butch

-pauses to admire the view with a whistle- Hell yeah you are. -Creeps up to the door out of the Pit and looks both ways before sneaking out.

V

Army crawls across the floor of the pit & jumps up, gluing my back to the wall as I inch my way around the door way,heading into the tunnels

Butch

-Pokes my head around the corner to see if anyone is in the room before diving under the pool table. Making entirely too much freakin noise-

-I whisper to V that I will run distraction and meet back up in the Pit. Crawling out from under the pool table. I flip the popcorn machine on that is sure to draw Fritz and load it up with a healthy amount of popcorn and butter. I snag the remote control to the TV on way out. Dashing across the open area and ducking into the nearest bathroom. Pocketing the remote, I dig through the cupboards and pull out several rolls of toilet paper. Poking my head back out the door to see that the coast is clear. I bolt toward the back door flinging streamers of toilet paper up the main staircase. Hitting the door at full speed and fleeing for the cover of the bushes.-

V

Nodding hearing Butch’s low words, I watch from my spot under the pool table until he’s gone from sight and I roll out from under the table and bolt for the kitchen, stopping midway in a crouch stance as I make sure I hear nothing. Breathing in a huff I bolt for the door and looking, left then right. making sure no one is in the kitchen. I pour out ALL the coffee and fill it with decaf and get rid of the evidence. Opening the door I doing a quick one two look and bound up the back stairway. I slowly creep inside a taken room and head for the bathroom, pulling out the bottle of stomach fix stuff, I fill it with liquid Viagra and place it back in the cabinet just as it was. The quiet as a church mouse I glue my back to the wall and make my way down stairs, careful as fuck to not step on the shit tons of TP Streamers, so artfully done by Butch. Reaching the bottom I bolt through the back doors and skid to a sudden stop at the edge of the pool the toes of my shitkickers just hitting an inch over it and pulling back to make tracks over to the filter system and lifting the lid up I pull the bottle from my pocket & empty the contents into the pump. My brow arches as I hear a slight rustle & I nose dive behind a bench.

Butch

-A small dog finds me and starts barking like mad. I try to shush it to no avail and jump up from my cover. Dashing across the lawn in a zig-zag pattern with the dog on my heals yipping like mad. I skid to a halt and pull out the remote from my pocket. Waving it in front of the dog’s face.- Wanna play fetch boy? Yeah, I know you do. Fetch! -I throw the remote into the pool and laugh as the dog dives in after it.-

V

Jumps out from behind the bench and starts running along sideways as I pull the sling shot from my back pocket along with a bag of marbles and pinging the bedroom windows along the whole back of the Manse,each one hitting the center panes. I drop and roll behind a set of bushes.

Butch

-Seeing V running across the lawn, I take off after him only to have a wet dog jump on my back.- Motherfucker! -I hit the grass and wrestle the remote away from the dog and chuck it in a random direction. I make it around the side of the manse. I screech to a halt when I see the GTO parked in front and a wide grin crosses my face. I do a ninja roll behind the car and punch my dagger into the back tires. Making a mad dash for the side entrance of the Pit and diving through the door.-

V

Shimmies up the drain pipe to the second floor balcony,swiftly opening the window & tossing a water balloon at Bella. Steps in and winks Bella “ Welcome to the Manse darlin.” Disappears out the window. Lands on the ground with a resounding thud, my gaze darting here and there and I spot Butch’s fast as hell run from the GTO and I follow suit. beating the grass under my booted feet until I make it to the door of the Pit and bound in through it like a mad man.

Butch

-I pull up short when I see V behind me, a huge ass grin on my face.- That was pretty wild. -Coming back and hooking my arm around V’s shoulder.- You get the goods, stud?

V

Grins wide as hell, I pull the full bag from out of the front of my leathers and holds it out as I snake my free arm around Butch’s waist ” Yeah I got it, but that was some kick ass diversion on your end ” Cracks the hell up hard.

Butch

-leaning into V as we walk back- Now we just need to frame someone else on the video. I say the deranged pairing of Elvis and Freddy Mercury came through the Manse and tore up the place. -cracks the hell up-

V

Chuckles walking Butch back up against the desk and plopping the bag down on it ” I can make that shit happen on video, a few clicks here and some face reassigning there and damn it if they wasn’t here “

Butch

Then, just when it was getting good, bam! Aliens came and took ‘em back. -holding my hands up dramatically and picturing it in my head-

V

releases my hold on Butch and turns to the desk, my fingers working over the vid feed” Can’t forget the tiger that attacked you, he deserve a part ” Laughs looking over my shoulder at Butch winking ” I mean he did knock your ass down to the ground and all.

Butch

A mean beastie that. -nodding and then stopping- I mean umm… I tripped… Yeah that’s it. -leaning over the desk to watch V-

V

” I call bullshit” Snorts at Butch turning back to the screens,I pull some images off line & swiftly replace them with ours on the feed.

Butch

-I move behind V and rest my head on his shoulder- Yep, that shit looks legit. -laughing as I watch it play out- Epic as hell.

V

My fingers fly over the key boards, adding the tiger into the whole bit and shit” Now your my alibi Butch, what was we doing?”

Butch

What are we always doing, Nallum? -tilting my head and nipping V’s ear- Course they might expect that. -chuckles-

V

Grunts turning swiftly and grabbing Butch around the waist, easily maneuvering you to where I had just been, bent over the desk back to me” Then lets make it a fact since it’s already a given “Runs my hands around the front of Butch pants undoing the opening.

Butch

-Laughing at being pulled around like a rag doll & settling in front of V with a grin- It would only be right to have a proper lather worked up when they come looking. -Nodding seriously and stroking my hand down V’s face-

V

Taking a hold of Butch’s hands and turning you around to lay them on the desk ”Stay the fuck where I put you ” Chuckling, my hands go back to work on Butch’s pants. Finally getting them open, my hand slips inside to wrap my fingers around your dick ” See your right where i want you“Leaning in,running the tip of my tongue up the side of Butch’s neck,I reach my foot out and kick the door close.