Butch
-I was feeling pretty good about my little talk with Piper. I might have been avoiding it for a ridiculous amount of time but I thought that it turned out well. And I really did plan on at least attempting to be a better brother even though I wasn’t entirely sure what that would be. So long as she didn’t actually try for the whole vamp by death thing, I thought she would be fine. I shuddered to even think of that option as I recalled my own struggle through it. Me and Death, we were tight. We’d sat down and had drinks together. He promised not to really snag me before my time and I promised to drop by every now and then so he wouldn’t get lonely. I walked back into the manse and had my feet turned in the direction of the Pit before I changed my mind. I cocked my head to the side with a grin and turned toward Rhage’s room instead. I hadn’t seen the guy in what seemed like forever and he could really be a funny fucker to hang out with. I still remembered when I first met the whole gang. It was Rhage that plowed into me like a mack truck all while Vishous stood there and watched. Oh fun times. I laughed as I lifted my hand to the door and gave the customary cop knock.-Pigs are comin for ya. Better hide the goods.
Rhage
[[I’d been spending most of my down time either on the phone with Lia, watching a fuck load of porn cause I was thinking about her or watching some funny as fuck movies. Bill Murray was totally under rated. I’d just started ‘Caddy Shack’; digging my paw into a big fat bowl of popcorn that #Fritz had sent up when a fist pounded on my door. I would’ve growled but the smell of some rank ass expensive shit slipped under the door and the only slightly grating accent that accompanied Butch call.]] Your lips, my ass Cop. [[Laughing hard, I set the bowl aside and got up, walking over to throw open the door.]] What’s doin’, Butch? [[Grinning.]]
Butch
You’re cute and all but my door only swings that way for one brother, Rhage. But if you want it sucked on that badly I’m sure you could rustle up something. You always seem to be able to. -leaning back against the door frame with a huge grin- How the hell have you been? You don’t call, you don’t write. I’m starting to think you don’t like me.
Rhage
Damn [[Putting a mocking look of hurt on my mug for Butch as I crossed my arms over the bulk of my chest.]] you mean the big “Fuck off Cop" banner that I had flashing downtown was too subtle? [[Breaking into a broad grin Butch.]]Beside, who the fuck broke your phone fucker. [[Bringing my hand up to gesture between Butch and I.]] Both ways. [[Chuckling.]] Before the rest of the girls show up for this fucking gab fest, I need a drink. You down, Butch?
Butch
-I was halfway to saying that some lesser broke my phone when I stopped and pursed my lips.- Well you know with that shit that went down with my sister I didn’t know if you would want to talk to me. -I tilted my head looking at Rhage-You know I’m always up for a drink. Shiiiiiit, like that’s even a question. Put your clod hoppers on and let’s paint the town.
Rhage
[[Turning on my heel and making fast tracks to my closet, stuffing my feet into the first pair of shoes I find.]] Nah Butch, you know what they say man, Bros befor…. [[Shutting my mouth as fast as I fucking can, don’t need Butch trying to throw me a beating. Yeah it’d be funny to see Butch try but why rock the boat. Lunking a bit slowly back to the door.]] Uhh, you driving?
Butch
-My brow shot up at the common phrase that Rhage cut off saying- I’m just going to ignore that and slide into asking if you are gonna be cool? I really don’t want to have to jump in the middle of that shit storm. I might ruin a suit or something. -I watched Rhage throw his shoes on and shook my head.- No way am I goin out to get plastered and taking my baby. Sure to wrap that shit around a tree. Let’s get some doggen to take us. -jabbing my finger back toward the hall-
Rhage
Yeah, we cool. [[Clapping Butch on the shoulder as I shoulder past you and into the hall.]] It’s the past and [[Turning and flashing my trademark grin at Butch.]] I got my eyes on the future. [[Smirking as I turn to jog down the stairs. Lia’s face my mind.]]
Butch
-I rolled my shoulder and straightened my suit coat, following after Rhage- That sounds… healthy… -stopping the first doggen I see with our request for a ride-You sure you are feeling alright? Share with me, oh mighty one. What is this grand vision of the future that you see before you?
Rhage
[[Rolling my shoulders in a non-commital shrug at Butch as I attempted to wipe the shit eating grin off my face.]] How’s the wife? [[Following the doggen out to the garage with Butch, I nearly groaned when I heard the Benz’s locks click off, muttering.]] Great.
Butch
Oh yeah, nice deflection there asswhipe. -shoving my fist into the back of Rhage’s shoulder- He hears you saying that and he would probably make ya pay for it. Make sure you tell me before you do that so I can watch. -I opened the car door and called out to Rhage- Get in the damn car. Night’s not gettin any younger. -ducking into the car-
Rhage
Suck my left nut Cop, [[Cracking the fuck up as I get in the back next to Butch.]]I mean that’d be a new one for ya. [[Waggling my brows Butch as we pull out and head for ZS. Suddenly laughing even harder as I get a visual of V in an apron.]]
Butch
Gosh, Rhage. How did you know that I have been dying to know what a left nut tastes like? -rolling my eyes and throwing my hands up- Alright man, let’s get to it. Bare it all. -shifts toward Rhage with an expectant look- You just can’t get enough of this sexy mouth. It’s okay if you admit it. We all go a lil gay sometimes.
Rhage
[[Puckers up my lips and makes kissy noises Butch, batting my lashes. Fuck I’d’ve tossed the fucking kitchen sink in with this line shit if I could’ve. I held on as long as I could before busting a fucking gut laughing.]] Shit Butch, got mad love for ya man but never been gay for ya for a minute. [[Shaking my head as I start to laugh even harder at Butch.]]
Butch
No shit?! -clasping my hand to my chest all wounded like- Then stop asking me to kiss and suck on your nether regions ya sick fuck. -kicking Rhage’s foot-Besides, you know that all this is only for one sexy stud. You’re going to have to get way the fuck in the back of that line. -Laughing and looking out the window as the car pulls up to ZeroSum- I’m not gonna be stuck drinking alone while you spend your time in the stalls am I? Cause that would really suck. -Getting out of the car-
Rhage
[[Snorting as I punch Butch’s shoulder before getting out of the car. Almost immediately starting to nod my head to the pounding bass of the music.]] You know me Butch, not one for lines. [[Chuckling as I nod to the bouncer, moving behind him to walk into the dim interior of ZeroSum. Not bothering to speak over the music to Butch, knowing he can easily hear me.]] Just drinking drinking Cop. I’m off the skanks.
Butch
-I quickly turn around just before we get to the customary ‘brotherhood’ table and give Rhage a wide eyed look, sure that I heard him wrong.- You have got to be shittin me. -Mocking a stumble forward and grabbing on to Rhage’s arms like I’m going to faint.- You!? The biggest manwhore I know. You, have given up the skanks? -leaning in closer and whispering- Should I have brought the chains tonight? V’s got a very nice selection ya know. I really don’t want to have to explain to Rehv why his place burst at the seems with a sudden abundance of scaly flesh.
Rhage
[[Just shaking my head at Butch when I help hold you up with one arm, holding up the other to signal the waitress, mouthing.]] Two bottles. [[Giving Butch a shove towards the booth.]] Shut the fuck up asshat. Rehv’s place is gonna be fine. I… let’s just say, I not lookin. [[Winking my thanks to the waitress as a bottle of Lag was set down for Butch and a bottle for me.]]
Butch
-I let out a loud laugh and slide into the booth, snagging up the bottle and not even bothering with a glass before I tip it back. Hissing at the burn that feels so good and trying my damnedest to not let on that my ass is still on fire.- Not looking implies that you found. -Grinning and tilting my head toward Rhage-What gives man? You find some hottie?
Rhage
[[Snagging my own bottle as I drop into the booth near Butch, cracking open the booze as I cock a leg out and get comfortable. Chuckling as I bring the bottle to my mouth.]] Please Butch you know I’m rocking the ugly bitches.[[Snorting and tipping back the bottle and taking a pull before answering Butch.]] There’s a fine as fuck woman.
Butch
-It had been far too long since I’d sat at this booth with another brother. I could recall a time when it was a common occurrence and now it seemed like we were all too wrapped up in our own messes or fighting lesser to kick back and enjoy the tight bonds that we had always had before. I was swigging away at the bottle of Lag and had it halfway downed by the time I looked back over at Rhage.- So spill, bro. What is this chick like? Where’d ya meet her? All that good stuff.
Rhage
[[Lounging back against the slick black leather of the booth, the VIP area of ZS was crowded but nothing like the the main floor. I was nodding my head to the beat of the music between drinks but I hadn’t looked at a female other than the waitress since and I had rolled in. Cocking a brow Butch’s questions.]] She’s…she’s fucking fine, man. Hot as hell. [[Drops my voice, hoping that Butch doesn’t hear me.]] We met here.
Butch
-I’d already made it through the rest of my bottle and was calling for another one by the time Rhage stopped bee-bopping and answered my question. I leaned in a little too close to Rhage and ended up planting my forehead on his shoulder.- Cum again? My hearing aint what it used to be… it’s better! -Popping my head up with a wide grin- I coulda sworn ya jus said you met dis chick here. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you meet a lotta chicks here. Jus not the ‘swear off all others’ type. More like the ‘been round the block a few times’ type.
Rhage
[[Cracking up with laughter when Butch’s forehead smacks against my shoulder. I drained the last of my bottle and held it up to give the waitress a hint.]] Yeah man, used to be my thing. Get in, get off, get out. Not Lia, Butch. [[Twitching my shoulder up to knock Butch’s forehead before smiling a little glassy eyed at the waitress.]]
Butch
So she does have a name! -laughing and grabbing up the next bottle to appear before me- I was wondering if ya even stopped ta pick up tha bit o info. Soooo… -leaning over the table to stare at Rhage head on- Ya bringin er home ta daddy?
Rhage
[[Grabbing my bottle even before the serving wench can set that shit down, I tip it back and take a long drink. Shaking my head as I roll with laughter.]] Daddy? Da fuck you talkin’ ‘bout? [[Reaching over to flick your forehead and missing.]]
Butch
-I saw the slow moving finger coming straight at my eye. I managed to close the lid in time to keep any major damage at bay. My other reaction came much later as I lurched back with an angry growl- I need dat fur lookin ah stuff. -I swatted out with my hand and ended up grabbing the bottle instead. Grinning like I just found some kind of prize and tipping it back. I took a moment to suck down a breath- Ya know… -whispering like it’s a huge secret but not really whispering-Tha Keeng.
Rhage
Shiiiit, my bad man. [[Clutching the neck of my bottle like it was a fucking life line or something. My eyes going unfocused I put a finger to my lips in an attempt to shush Butch only loud enough for half of the VIP section to hear me.]] Dats a secret dumbnuts.
Butch
-My eyes went cross as I looked down at the finger that was now on my lips. I mumbled through the finger.- Ya sill dinah answear dah queshon. Ahr ya tring ta dodge et?
Rhage
[[My brow popped up as I watched Butch.]]Wha? Cop, I don’ think dat was… wat was dat? [[Sitting back, I lifted the bottle and drained it dry then set it on the table in front of Butch.]] Catch up beotch.
Butch
Taint nah bish! -Sloshing my bottle back and making a mess of it-Sunsahbishes! Wrune mah fensey duds. I fink aw nid sum mahr. -tipping my bottle upside down- Dis won ish empetty.
Rhage
[[Slapping my palm down on the table top at Butch’s antics.]] You drunks Butchie. [[Weaving a bit as I sit back against the booth.]] Nother bottle?
Butch
Woooo dah. -Pushing my hands into Rhage’s side because I’m sure he’s about to fall over on top of me- Ah dunnah. Yah trin tah durink meh unner dah teeball er gimme ta dince awn et?
Rhage
[[Makes the Pillsbury Doughboy sound when Butch’s hand presses into me then leaning back to dig in my pocket, pulling out a thick stack of bills, peeling off a $20 and tossing it Butch.]] Gedda ass up der dince.
Butch
Hoooo! Hawdahm! I hon disss. -I pressed my hands to the table and stood up on the seat that I was on. I stood up somewhat unsteadily and started pulling my suit coat off. I had one foot on top of the table and the coat twisted around my head when my other foot caught the edge of the table and I went flying over the top. I took the table with me as my head met with the ground and I just kinda laid there like a crash test dummy.-
Rhage
[[I started to laugh as soon as Butch got up but the awkward gyrations were even better than when he made like the Titanic, I lost my shit. Bouncers and staff were rushing over to see if Butch was okay and #Trez moved in to try to hold most of them off. Lurching to my feet, I stumbled the few steps to Butch, stepping on his hand in the process.]] Shet, fuuuck. [[Reaching down I somehow managed to get my hand under Butch’s armpit and hauled you up, nearly running myself into the wall in the process.]]
Butch
-I let out a loud howl that sounded more like a dying alley cat when Rhage stepped on my foot but it was more because I thought it should hurt, not because it actually did. I kind of flopped over and saw that everyone and their dog was coming over to see what was going on- Sheet. Dayz awn ta uss. Whe beddah git oudda hur -slumping against Rhage as he drags me off the floor-
Rhage
[[Hauling Butch up and staggering towards the door at the back of the VIP area, it lead out to the opposite alley from the car but Butch could stagger our asses over there. Hitting the push bar and stumbling out into the night with you.]] Da fuk, you heeeavy.
Butch
-I stumbled along with Rhage. Half holding him up, half holding myself up. I looked around trying to find the Escalade.- Dewd… Wha deed ah pahk mah cah?
Rhage
[[Laughing hard Butch as we made a rolling walk down the alley.]] Member, we got drive in da keeengs car. Da pussy movile.
Butch
Wut da fook? Ya gah sumfin genst ah cah? Rea-dunk-cull-us. -Bobbing and weaving down the alley.- Ewe nose wha? Dar ish sum kine uf teengalling seasation… -swiveling my head left and right- Nut een mah pains neffer…
Rhage
[[Losing my grip on Butch as I start to laugh so hard I’m nearly crying, I end up stumbling to the wall and hanging on for dear life.]] Wha chu talkin ‘bou Butch?[[Digging in my pocket, I pull out a Grape Tootsie Pop, unwrap it and stuff it in my mouth and look over Butch as my nostrils flare as I pick up the light scent of babypowder on the air.]] Fuck.
Butch
Mang… -Groaning loudly and turning toward the direction that I know the lesser are coming from.- Doan tall meh tha wee godda kik sum azz righ neow. -wrinkling my nose at the smell- Iz nah dah tym ta eet canny. -I leaned heavily against the wall and searched through my pockets for a weapon. I had to grab up and under my shirt to find a dagger and I’m sure I looked more like I was scratching an itch that was hard to get to.-
Rhage
[[Turning to look down the alley, I’m nearly cross eyed. Glancing over to Butch, I wanted to ask why he was scratching his nipple but the Lesser that came into view stopped that. My hand went for one of my concealed pockets and I pulled a blade free.]]
Butch
-My hand came out with my dagger in my hand and I got a big goofy grin on my face like it was my birthday.- Foun et. -Holding the dagger up proudly. I shifted some, getting ready to fight in what no doubt was a fearsome display of drunken monkey kong foo.- Oooohhh lewk ad diss! -Reaching into my coat and pulling out a gun that I could now feel at my side.- Ah gut won uf deez towah. -Raising up the gun and firing it off at nothing… nothing at all.- I fink eye gaht won!
Rhage
[[I couldn’t tell if Butch was swaying or if it was me…fuck it was probably both of us. Snorting when I saw you pull out a gun, I watched as Butch pulled off a shot that winged the brick wall about 15 feet from anything and I’d have started to laugh again but the tattoo on my back was starting to move. Pushing off of the wall, I lurched past Butch towards the Lesser.]]
Butch
-I screwed my eyes up trying to figure out exactly what I was seeing.- Ah mahn. Iz dah free ohr feif o’ dem? -I closed one eye and took aim again. I fired off another shot that I hoped missed Rhage and actually got the bastard. I decided to give up on the gun thing and tucked it back away. I jumped forward and almost fell over my own feet.- Eeeeyyyyeee-eeeeee! -Shouting out boldly as I charged forward with my dagger held high. I tripped on an abandon bottle and windmilled forward arms flying madly. I ran into a very confused lesser and took him to the ground with me.-
Rhage
[[The sound of the gun and the whistle as the slug passed by my when Butch took a shot probably should’ve made me pause but I was too drunk an itching for the fight to care. Stumbling towards the Lesser, I pulled the sucker from my mouth and made to hand it to the albino motherfucker.]] Hol dis, eye’m gunna…[[Letting my words trail off as I lunge forward and take the Lesser to the ground, lollipop flying off somewhere.]]
Butch
-I looked down at the lesser that I had underneath me. I’d apparently landed on him blade first and it was now sticking out of his shoulder because he was yowling something fierce.- Shhhh… -I slapped him on the side of the head to get him to shut up. He started struggling instead. My head staggered back and forth some and I thought maybe I looked like a cool ass snake or some shit.-Uuuu godda purdy mouf. -I held his head still because it seemed to be moving like a sonofabitch. I opened my mouth and drew in the lesser’s essence in a slow intake of breath. I staggered and coughed a bit before getting it done but in the end he finally disappeared in a cloud of dust.-
Rhage
[[I had to assume that Butch was doing okay with his Lesser because when I went for mine he tried to dodge to the right so I didn’t land on the fucking like I’d planned. Rolling and coming up on my feet, I was swaying and seeing two bastards in front of me instead of one and my side was burning like a motherfucker. Barreling forward, I swung the knife with one and punched with the other. Yeah, I missed with both and wouldn’t you know the Lesser was packing a blade too and I got cut again. Growling my anger, I could feel myself shrinking back into the safe zone in my head as the Beast took over there was a blinding flash of light and in my place was a massive lizard. Roaring, I dipped my head and swallowed the Lesser whole.]]
Butch
-I barely caught sight of what was going on with Rhage but I could definitely pick up on the angry noises.- Awww nah… Shizzzz! -I managed to roll to the side and cover my head before the hallelujah, angels and god descending light flashed my retinas into never never land. I didn’t even have time to do anything else because big, fat and ugly smashed me up against the nearest wall and made a pancake out of my fleshy parts. I gurgled out some type of curse that sounded more like the sound your boots make when they slosh through a big pile of mud. I tried raising my arm to tap out on Rhage’s… ass? Maybe it was his tail or his leg. I couldn’t tell.-
Rhage
[[My senses were hyper aware and I could almost feel Butch as I mushed him up against the brick wall but I was focused on the last baddie that was trying to get out of the area. He didn’t get far, I whipped my tail out and took him down. My head went down, jaws opened wide and my tongue swept over the pasty bastard before clamping my jaws on him. Tossing my head back so that the Lesser was tossed into the air and catching him, only to swallow him down. I stumbled away from Butch and went down on my side, the ground might actually have shook from the force. As soon as I was down there was another retina burning flare of light and I was lying naked on the pavement, groaning.]]
Butch
-Just as soon as I was able to finally catch my breath again, the ground went on a rock and roll ride. It felt like I was on some kind of roller coaster ride and I was quickly turning green in the face. I actually caught the full force of the blinding light this time and that was the final straw, my ticket was punched. I gagged a few times, trying to hold it back, and finally just gave the fuck up. I full on projectile vomited black goop all over the place. Least I was pretty sure it was all over the place judging from the velocity that it left my throat, I couldn’t see a damn thing and I only hoped that I didn’t spray down my brother.-
Rhage
[[Groaning even louder when a warm liquid splashed all over my lower body, I was praying that it wasn’t Butch’s blood. It only took a second before the smell hit and I knew it wasn’t Butch’s blood, nope the motherfucker just puked all over me. I did the only thing that I could at that moment. I heaved all over the ground in front of me. Part of me was hoping I coated Butch in vomit as payback. Grunting]] If you’re not dead fucker, doggen. [[I hoped you got to call the doggen with the car.]]
Butch
-I blinked a few times to try to get my eyesight back and ended up grinding the palms of my hands into the sockets. Rhage come back with a volley of his own toxic yuck and it almost started all over again. I retched a few times, my body shaking some with the effort to hold it back. When I opened my eyes again I could see… kinda…- Sonofabish! You got it all over my good shoes! Now I’m gonna be all squidgy and shit. -I kicked toward Rhage but also pulled my phone out cause I sure as fuck didn’t wanna carry a million pounds of bloated brother back to the car.- Keep your… nevermind… you already done took it all off… Well the doggen is coming.
Rhage
[[Laying on the hard pavement, arms wrapped protectively around my slightly distended stomach as I continued to retch and dry heave. Fuck I hated this part of things. I won’t deny that it was pretty cool that I could turn into my own cooler version of Godzilla, I mean who the fuck wouldn’t want a tail they could whip around. It’s just this indigestion thing that sucks ass. I heard Butch say something but I wasn’t sure exactly what it was, so I just groaned out.]] Never living this down Butch NEVER.
Butch
Shut it, doughboy. -poking Rhage’s stomach as I struggled up off the ground- It was all fun and games until someone called in Puff the magic dragon. -I could see the doggen pull into the alley and I motioned him in- You know we are going to laugh about this later. Much later… after a fuck load of coffee. -I bent down and weakly hooked my arms under Rhage- Lil help here -Calling out to the doggen. Between him and me we finally managed to get Rhage into the back seat.- No offense dude but I think you actually stink worse than I do this time. Maybe it’s cause I puked on ya. Yeah, that’s probably it. Mah bad.
Rhage
[[Grunting when Butch and the doggen heaved me up and dragged me to the car and all but tossed my ass in the backseat. I was fine until the door was shut and I was surrounded by my own stench. I was pretty fucking sure that I had stink waves coming off of me, that just set off another round of dry heaves. I did manage to glance up Butch and raise a hand so that I could flip you off.]]
Butch
-I flopped into the front seat and quickly remembered why I didn’t want to do that.- Yuuup. Alcohol has worn off. Gonna need some more. -I rolled my window clear the fuck down and motioned for the doggen to do the same to the rest. I glanced over the back of the seat to catch the bird up front and center.- I know you love me dude but I’m totally gonna pass on that offer. -I kind of curled up in my own seat and tried to think happy thoughts so I didn’t end up puking again. I practically stuck my head out the window on the ride back to the manse. I closed my eyes and thought of my male sitting in the Pit somewhere. It was a much more pleasant thought than realizing that I’d actually broken embargo on sucking down lesser. Maybe it was a good thing that I’d gone out with Rhage after all. I was half asleep and jolted back awake when I noticed that the car had stopped.- Honey! I’m home! -I fell out of the car as soon as I opened the door. On my hands and knees I crawled over to Rhage’s door and opened it for him.- I’m gonna need 5 men, a forklift and two horses.
Rhage
[[Snorting at Butch’s comment before laying my head back on the seat, I let the cool fresh air wash over me. At some point Butch decided to do the Lassie routine with his head and the window; I started to laugh but my fucking gut hurt so bad I ended up groaning instead. I rocked forward when the car stopped and slapped my face against the back of the front head rest.]] Motherfu…[[Then nearly falling out on top of Butch when he pulled open my door.]] Just your bullheaded ass and V.
Butch
-My hands flew out automatically to keep Rhage from falling on me.- Ummmm… To the casual eye this might seem like something it aint. Ya mind getting the fuck off of me? -attempting to push Rhage back up with a grunt- And brother… I’m not in any kind of shape to even tie my own shoes right now. -I looked up at the doggen who got out of the car worried.- Oi! You mind grabbing some hands here? He weighs a ton ya know.
Rhage
[[Glaring at Butch my words slurring a little still.]] Firss of all I’m a delicate motherfucking flower. Seconna all [[Belching loud hanging on to the door for dear life so I don’t fall on Butch.]] you’re already doing the horsey thing, lemme get on an giddyap.
Butch
Tha fuck you are! -Grabbing on to every piece of the car that I can to drag my ass off the ground. I end up slumped over the trunk.- Don’t make me call the doc in here to play nurse maid to your flowery delicate ass. Cause I would totally do that and not give a flying fuck about the fight that came from it.
Rhage
[[Letting a loud growl rip out of my chest then doubling over and retching loudly.]] Cocksucker. [[I managed somehow to get out of the car next to where Butch was standing sort of, without pitching over to smash my face into the driveway. Curling over, I cradled my stomach as I started to shuffle towards the door with the Doggen at my elbow.]] Call her Butch and I’ll castrate you.
Butch
You say the sweetest things to me, Rhage. -Chuckling and making a frantic dash to the nearest wall that looked more like a kid that was just learning to walk.- Oooohhh ~Piper~ -not really expecting an answer or even raising my voice that loud- Naked guy on the loose! -Stumbling along using the wall to hold me up- Oh wall… you are my best friend right now.
Rhage
[[I was doing just fine until Butch played the trump card and called out to Piper, I fucking hoped she didn’t hear that cause I was hurting too bad and was too not sober to deal with her. To make matters worse, I tripped over my own feet just as I reached the short set of marble stairs and hello Mr. Forehead welcome to Eggland. I rolled over, groaned.]] Leave me to die.
Butch
-I was just getting ready to turn toward the Pit when I saw Rhage hit the dirt like a sack of potatoes.- Yuuuup. Naked man down! Call in the reserves! PIPER! need a gurney for ole scaly butt! -No way I was making it all the way back to the PT room-
Piper
-I heard my name echo, knowing exactly what it meant. And yeah I groaned like a mother fucker when I heard “scaly".- Of course! -I rose quickly smacking my knee on my desk as I did, grunting out a mother fuck as my hands fumbled with the gurney. Bursting through the PT doors towards Butch and a hopefully unconscious Rhage cause I was no where near ready to deal with that-
Rhage
[[Flopping around on the stairs like a nearly dead fish as Piper pulls up with the gurney. I catch sight of her out of the corner of my eye.]] Butch, you’re nuts, I’m gonna Ginsu ‘em. GONE! [[Grunting as I roll over to look at Piper.]] Piper.
Butch
-Tossing a hand toward Rhage in a ‘yeah right’ gesture- Tell me another one buddy. You’d have to make it past my hellren first. Good frickin luck with that. Speaking of my hellren… -noticing that Piper seems to have arrived with the gurney- You two play nice now. I need to see the man with the magic touch. -shuffles along the edge of the wall toward the Pit-
Piper
We’ll aren’t you two…plastered…and you stink fuck me -I tried not to gag as I watched two Doggens load Rhage onto the gurney, side eyeing the oh so graceful exit of my brother- I’ll check on you tomorrow Butch -Lifting two very nervous and unsteady hands to grip the metal again and glancing down at Rhage- Do I even wanna ask what the hell happened to bring big bad and scaly out?
Rhage
[[Growling again because I can’t even lift my arm to flip off Butch after the Doggen settle me on the gurney, I end up rolling to the side the throwing up all over Piper’s shoes. Groaning, I roll back onto my back and wipe my mouth with the back of my hand.]] Sorry Piper. [[Attempting to keep the pride out of my voice.]]
Piper
-It was like slow motion as Rhage yakked and I stood there in stunned silence willing the sudden rush of vomit catapulting up throat to slow just a little- Mother fuck.. -Frantically kicking off my shoes, and dropping my now narrowed gaze at Rhage- Its OK just…-my head only shook as I shoved the gurney again and slammed through the PT doors- Rhage What happened?
Rhage
[[Groaning as the gurney jams into the doors and bangs into the corner as Piper starts down the hall.]] Don’t do me favors, And da fuck you think happened Piper, [[Rolling my eyes as I gritted my teeth against another wave of nausea.]] I said fuck my hips and just gorged on ice cream. Lessers Piper. [[My eyes flaring wide as the gurney stops and a scent rolls off of Turning so that my ass is facing Piper, I start to dry heave again. She fucking bonded with someone.]]
Piper
I meant anything else smart fucking ass -Turning to grab a blanket before I got an eye full of Rhage but as I turned around again…my brows shot up and I groaned low quickly covering the puke covered bloated warrior on my table. As much as I hated Rhage for leaving the way he did and trust me, It was taking all my self control to not say anything. But he was family and we needed to at least be civil right? Rhage gagged again, his whole body trembling as he did. I moved in with a bucket to catch anything and smiled softly- You realize we are gonna need to hose you off right? -I jested half expecting a spew of vomit to be my answer-
Rhage
Just roll me inta a room an leave Piper. [[At this point, I didn’t care if I was being a fucking asshole. I felt like I was giving birth to that fucking cuddly, squirmy thing from Alien and Piper reeked of some male’s bonding scent. I didn’t want Piper, we’d made it clear to each other that things just weren’t going to wo… yeah okay so I’m acting like a bitch, groaning loudly.]] Fuck…
Piper
-Shaking my head with a sigh as I rested the bucket to the floor and moved to stare down at Rhage, arms folded across my chest. My heart ached, head pounded and I just felt like there were more emotions coursing through me than I could even deal with concerning Rhage, especially when I heard the fuck that left his mouth- You about done being stubborn? Or have you forgotten I rarely listen? -Dropping my arms to lean in close enough to hook one round Rhage’s side- At least sit up a little so I can get you to drink your magical fizzy crap?
Rhage
[[Gritting my teeth as Piper helped me to sit up some and then I gulped down a glass of Alka-Seltzer. The overly fizzy water making me grimace and belch loudly in Piper’s face. I couldn’t help but chuckle a little and then I did it again.]]‘Scuse me.
Piper
-The instant Rhage warm foul breath catch my nose the gag refluxed overtime, I had to turn my head quickly to escape- Fuck me running. How many did you eat? And further more…drink?
Rhage
[[Listing dangerously to the side as I lifted my hand and flashed 3 fingers at Piper not quite sure which question I was answering but taking quite a bit of satisfaction in making Piper gag.]] Strong stomach, my ass. [[Snorting as I lay back.]]
Piper
You’re an asshole Rhage -Turning back to glare, even nudging your side gently with my own pleased grin- Now…can we get you cleaned up and at least smelling less….-Closing my eyes and swallowing the bile back down- rank?
Rhage
You just wanna see my sexy ass naked again Piper admit it. [[I didn’t bother to waggle my brows cause we both knew that it was a shit statement.]] I can do it.
Piper
-Chuckling softly at Rhage’s joke, shaking my head some- You know it Hollywood. I missed it in fact. Irregardless of how you or I…-Groaning as I lifted my free hand to cover my face, shielding it from Rhage as I mumbled- I’ll let the Doggens know fresh linens are needed. And some clothes…-I stammered rising quickly to my feet, wanting to curl up in a hole and hide away or run. Running always works- I’ll leave you to it then. If you need anything let me know ok?
Rhage
[[Waiting until I heard Piper flee the room, I curled up on the gurney. Grunting and groaning loudly until I burped so loudly that the walls shook. Feeling a little better I was able to close my eyes and settle down and attempt to sleep, I’d shower later.]]
Piper
-I stopped outside the pt, back pressed to the wall as my eyes closed and I heaved a heavy breath in some sorry attempt to clear my head. Whatever I felt for Rhage wasn’t the same but there was still a part of me that wanted to know why or even how he could just leave the way he did. But all in the same breath…if he didn’t I wouldn’t have Z. I didn’t for once regret that. In fact I broke out into a run, not even caring about the funk that covered every square inch of skin. I just needed to be close to my Nallum. I burst through Z’s doors, searching for any sign of the brother before finally blowing out a huff as my hands shook at the heaven- Of course…-Laughing as I once again calmed myself, the scent of puke and whatever else found my nose again, I turned towards the bathroom and began shedding my clothes. Maybe my Nallum would be there when I got out, or he’d be home in a few hours after patrol to wrap his strong arms around me and tug me in close while mumbling he loved me in my ear.-
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